i am reconfiguring this website. please excuse any errors. or missing links or bad prose or whatever. you can check out https://www.exfiancee.com/private-no-password
for a different—but still in-progress—version of this stuff.
i suppose it makes sense, given the reconfiguration of my life, that i’m not going to have a perfectly polished website that encapsulates everything i do and am.
but here we are. welcome.
one day people will realize i’m a fucking delight. for now:
the internet is fractured. i will now list all the links you need in order to find everything i have made and published on the world wide web. it will prove more than enough to conjure a complete picture of me as a person, artist, interloper, jokester, and Fag-Of-All-Trades™.
however, if your consumption of my content lingers somewhere between 7–85% completion—particularly and mysteriously around that specific range—your incomplete conception of me will prove not just inaccurate, but frequently become harmful.
i don’t mind either way. i just ask for your mindfulness. when the task at hand may lead to endlessly-open tabs that you’ll never return to, it may be worth noting that perhaps there is some relevance to the title of the album. perhaps it’s addressed to you:
A Feast That Never Comes
TikTok
(on which i am more earnest and also more shitposty than elsewhere, because it doesn’t seem like the sort of place where anyone i know will encounter things [c.f.: IG, below])
https://www.tiktok.com/@exfianceemusic
Instagram
(through which new acquaintances insist on connecting, ignorant of my imminent erasure from their memory—i only seem Terminally Online™ and my treatment of the platform as a nuclear core at Chernobyl® results in deafening absence and inevitable distance)
https://www.instagram.com/exfianceemusic
Bandcamp
(from which one can—theoretically, at least—purchase some of the music i have created, though this has not been borne out in the data)
https://music.exfiancee.com/
BlueSky
(shitpost vibes, includes all previous X/Twitter posts)
https://bsky.app/profile/thebougiecommie.bsky.social
Private YouTube Playlist with Too Much/Unreleased Content®
(no but really, this is the only place you’ll find a lot of stuff)
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv3FWkAOmP4LPGYfAGrRr6p51laIh2mT-&si=CwqeYWbWANQ7s0oZ
[i’ll fill these in later]
YouTube
Substack
Facebook
(did it always suck this bad)
Letterboxd
(i can’t give star ratings, it freaks me out)
Apple Music
Spotify
Tidal
imagine that overwhelming private youtube playlist from before, but with literally everything
(so i guess that link wasn’t the only place you’ll find that stuff)


